I’m really good at keeping secrets because five minutes later I forget what you told me because I don’t care
why do bad movies happen to good actors
be nice to people
bc most people are already sad so like
why be mean
IM LAUGHING ASO HARD AT THID WHAY THE FRICK
mom do you think i look okay in these nudes
can I get nutrition facts on that pussy?
in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke
what’s up with those mid-sized towels? they’re too big to be hand towels and too small to be bath towels but we still have like 50 of them?? I do not understand.
i’m afraid sex will sound the same as when you stir potato salad and that’s why i’m staying a virgin