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Posted on 19th Jun at 7:08 AM, with 193,603 notes

rupindah:

I’m really good at keeping secrets because five minutes later I forget what you told me because I don’t care

Posted on 19th Jun at 7:08 AM, with 16,248 notes

noellfisher:

why do bad movies happen to good actors

Posted on 19th Jun at 7:08 AM, with 78,661 notes

unregardless:

hey yo

be nice to people

bc most people are already sad so like

why be mean

Posted on 19th Jun at 7:04 AM, with 14,009 notes

easterbunnymund:

image

IM LAUGHING ASO HARD AT THID WHAY THE FRICK

Posted on 19th Jun at 7:00 AM, with 44,337 notes

scraggay:

mom do you think i look okay in these nudes

Posted on 19th Jun at 6:59 AM, with 8,361 notes

sleepythug:

can I get nutrition facts on that pussy?

Posted on 19th Jun at 6:59 AM, with 369,514 notes

robertoluongo:

in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke

Posted on 19th Jun at 6:57 AM, with 2,797 notes

teatattoo:

what’s up with those mid-sized towels? they’re too big to be hand towels and too small to be bath towels but we still have like 50 of them?? I do not understand.

Posted on 19th Jun at 6:57 AM, with 21,352 notes

f0xface:

i’m afraid sex will sound the same as when you stir potato salad and that’s why i’m staying a virgin

Posted on 19th Jun at 6:56 AM, with 32,637 notes

allmonds:

sluttyoliveoil:

allmonds:

stand:

I

I DONT GET IT SOMEONE EXPLAIN

i understand

THEN FUCKIBG TELL ME

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