tawnyshine:

cowboybeboop:

viste:

cowboybeboop:

reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it 

IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST

only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan

YAHOOLIGAN

africans:

i drop a piece of weed and it fell in a spider web and the spider was like “my nigga” and we fist pounded

galaxys4:

hello students. welcome to my math class. we will be having a class trip this year, the first ever math field trip in history. it’s to hell. here we are

dispopular:

*looks through your selfies*

snapchatting:

God liked Saturn so he put a ring on it. :) haha only Christian astronauts will get this one!

jonbutter:

“we accept the infinite we think we swear in this moment”

romulusthread:

MY MATH TEACHER SAW ME TEXTING AND MADE ME STAND IN FRONT OF THE ROOM AND HE TOLD ME TO READ THE TEXTS BUT I WOULNT SO HE TOOK MY PHONE AND READ THE LAST THREE ON THERE OUT LOUD AND THE FIRST ONE WAS “IM HUNGRY” AND MY FRIEND REPLIED WITH “HUNGRY FOR SEMEN” AND I SAID “TRUE THOUGH” IMGONNA JUMP OFF A BUILDING

bullied:

90% of the contacts in my phone are useless.

onefitmodel:

realising that we’re almost halfway through the year 2013 and i have literally achieved nothing 

projects at the end of the school year